Humans

Most intelligent species on Earth, capable of building machines and going into freaking space.

Dude 1: Humans are crap their destroying the world
Dude 2: yeah and they made the internet, wtf are you doing here using it?

Humanity is superior

by Lukaki October 14, 2011

Humans

A bunch of dumbasses who kill each other and waste shit. They are also very sexual and enjoy getting drunk

Most humans are bad, but. The ones like trump are the worst

by Furious Destroyer April 11, 2017

Humans

Humans are actually technologically advanced teletubbies from the future, brought here by time travelers. We have lost the antennas on our heads due to the development of the DVD and television OUTSIDE of our body. We have also gained higher intelligence, deeper voices and better speech quality through Rosetta-Stone, brought to the teletubbies time by Marty McFly. Teletubbies come from a place latter known as teletubbyland. Teletubbyland land is a very green, lush, and thriving country, currently known as Afghanistan.

Marty McFly: Hey Tubby, I'm your distant relative, I'm one of the humans!

Teletubby: Uh, Gah-durrr, Tubby custard!

Doc Brown: Do you wanna light this teletubby on fire?

McFly: Yes. *Pours gasoline on teletubby*

Teletubby: Ooooooh, it feels tinglay!

BOOOOOF!

by LuigiXmission.420 September 21, 2010

Humans

A gourmet dish served to only the highest royalty and the ones skilled enough to steal some

King Louis (Don't ask which one): MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Joe mama: humans

by LVtheFirst September 30, 2021

humans

The friendly giants who have the power to: open doors, stroke their hands against our fur, feed us tasty kibble, and clean up our poop.

We have to disguise our voices with sounds unfamiliar to the human language. Sadly, if we ever communicate to the humans in their language, the outcome could be catastrophic.

by Mike_Litoris August 5, 2011

Humansynthesis

When you are giving someone a rim job, and they accidentally shit in your mouth.

What the hell! Your humansynthesis was the best one I had!

by reaganstump January 14, 2017

humanist vegan

slang/underground term for cannibal, used in deep web & blogging circles to avoid notice

"As a humanist vegan, I'm very concerned with the diet of the person I'm having over for dinner."

by dond42 July 17, 2017