L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.

"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"

by DreamReaper December 28, 2023

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L. Ron Hubby

A con-man husband who nickel and dimes his wife, requiring her to buy lots of stuff for him (typically money they don't have) in exchange for a minimal amount of unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps his wife secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Jeez I totally want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about but her man is such an L. Ron Hubby.

by DreamReaper December 28, 2023

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annoying ass word white bitches created thinking its cute

“i made lunch for my hubby 😂😇🥰 gonna go drop it off to his work place 🥺😘”

shut the fuck up fuck you and ur hubby

by stackshigh February 24, 2023

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hubby : Aka SULTAN <3 he's the handsomest, hottest & sweetest guy ever . Anyone who squares up on him has got to be so st*pid, i mean have u seen his biceps? they just have a d**th wish ;)

random chick : Omg look at sultan stepping out of his Porsche 718 Boxster. wait who's that behind him?

*amira pops up behind her* : that's my hubby, back off .

by hisbiggestfangirl June 18, 2024

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