hoofty

a redneck/hick usually found in the northeastern region of Pennsylvania. These people have no concept of current events or any fashion sense. They also like to hunt deer and make deer jerky. They drive cars that cost about that same as a xbox360 or drive beat up trucks with mud stains.

(origin)comes from word "HOOF" like a deers HOOF IE the word "Hoofty"

Hey man, you see that hoofty at the pumpkin patch? Damn that mother fucker was ugly!

by scottybones August 9, 2008

harry hoofter

Derogative term for a male homosexual. An example of rhyming slang; the source of this phrase is poofter.

Stop checkin out ma erse, ya harry hoofter!

by Chad4051 November 5, 2005

hoofage

a very bodacious butt on a female. comparable to the term junk in the trunk. in order for a girl to have hoofage you must be able to grasp her butt from the bottom of the cheeks and still have it overhang. a nice firm butt is preferable but as long as it looks nice this term is applicable.

When I see my girlfriend standing with just her panties im like damn she has some hoofage.

by love my girl August 19, 2009

Goat's hoof

When a female is donning tight attire down south, the 'Goat's hoof' comes out to play. Clearly visible to the naked eye, the 'Camel toe' bears a very similar resemblence to a common bovine trotter.

'Hey mate look! Blatant Goat's hoof approaching'
'Wow, Did you see Cheryl Coles hoof the other night?'
'Shall we go swimming? There's bound to be some hoofs about'

by Matgra October 3, 2010

camels hoof

A shape that develops around the genital area on womens trousers when they are too tight.
Usually fat women in ski pants. Urrgh!

Also known as camel toe.

by ming April 23, 2003

hoofer

To get going with great speed.

"We best hoofer"

by Jayzen October 17, 2003

Hoofie

Hoofie, a selfie of your Camel Toe or in which a selfie where you have a horrendous camel toe

"Did you see that picture she took on Instagram"
"Yeah, that was on hell of a Hoofie"

by kfxo October 15, 2014