Spartan Horseshoes

A variation on the popular lawn game Polish Horseshoes, where the frisbee disc is replaced by a ski pole/ other spear-like instrument. The catching aspect of the game is forfeited in exchange for the feeling of satisfying the primal awesomeness that comes of throwing a spear at a beer bottle.

We played a battle of the sexes game of Spartan Horseshoes in which the present females totally obliterated the men. Something about amazons.

by Sterling Ginger July 16, 2013

anal horseshoes

A game that likely results in a person having a horseshoe up their ass, giving them extremely good fortune at the amazement of those around them.

My friend Sam always does extremely well at Pick'em as a result of him being a great anal horseshoes player.

by Flank steaktastic October 29, 2015

Horseshoe

Something you don’t wanna be caught throwing at your younger brother

Boy: bro shut the fuck up before mom sees I beat your ass with a horseshoe

Brother: but I fucking broke my arm

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

Urban Horseshoes

A popular game in which a player attempts to toss plastic six-pack rings covered in bird seed around the heads of pigeons.

There are way too many pigeons around here. What say we play a game of Urban Horseshoes and see if we can cut down on the population a bit?

Close only counts in Urban Horseshoes and Alka Seltzer handgrenades

by Link Larkin March 1, 2011

horseshoe

When Zionist venue owners/management cancel events at the last minute so as to try to cancel humanitarian Palestinian events

"oh man, did you hear, JJ's cancelled the Fundraiser for Gaza Children last minute"
"damn, Zionist pressure caused BB's to horseshoe the fundraiser for girls education last week, too!"

by hevalatia December 19, 2023

horseshoe commie

Someone who has gone so far right, they've become anti-American and support places like China and Russia.

I see Tucker Carlson is a horseshoe commie now.

by Dweenius May 29, 2024

dirty horseshoe sandwich

A woman lays on her back with a man's dick between her tits while a group of men ejaculate all over her chest.

Tommy and Kelly had to take a shower after a dirty horseshoe sandwich with Tommy's BB buddies.

by WidowMaker71 October 5, 2017