by Justa_latin.female July 22, 2009
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The word Henry has to be replaced with the name of that guy.
The word Henry has to be replaced with the name of that guy.
Hot girl: Can you help me with my homework?
Henry: Yeah sure!
Henry's friend #1: Look, horny Henry strikes again!
Henry's friend #2: Wow, that guy is really desperate!
Henry: Yeah sure!
Henry's friend #1: Look, horny Henry strikes again!
Henry's friend #2: Wow, that guy is really desperate!
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when you buy something (pair of expensive boxers/lingerie set etc) whilst slightly aroused then you regret it after losing your arousal and thinking why the hell did i buy those?
the item then becomes relevant again next time you’re horny, but loses it’s relevance again after.
single people are 10x more likely to make a horny purchase, as you have to then (even slightly) regret the item given that nobody is there to appreciate it but you.
the item then becomes relevant again next time you’re horny, but loses it’s relevance again after.
single people are 10x more likely to make a horny purchase, as you have to then (even slightly) regret the item given that nobody is there to appreciate it but you.
“why did you buy them expensive boxers, you’re single it’s not like anybody is going to appreciate them? “
“was a horny purchase mate”
“was a horny purchase mate”
by dannyd1978 March 6, 2020
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Lillian and Samuel are sitting in his room after grinding hard at prom. he is starting to get hard as he looks at her open legs through her tights. She is getting horny while she stares at his boner and is rubbing her tit. She walks over and slowly starts to take off his shirt. He takes off her top and then bra as she starts unbuckling his pants. He feels her pussy starting to get moist as he pulls down her short skirt and takes off her white lace thong. He slowly starts rubbing his cock along her pussy and she lets out a quiet moan. He goes faster and faster until she says "stop playing around, fuck me" . She slowly rubs her hands and massages his balls. She smiles up at him. He slides his huge cock into her pussy. She squeals and says faster as he slides his dick in and out and she says "baby I'm going to cum!". She moans loudly as she lets it out and it flows out of her pussy onto the bed sheets. She says " ohh yes baby, harder! It feels so good!" . She smiles and says " rub my pussy with your cock again please, It felt so good." his huge cock rubs back and forth as he exclaims, " slow down i'm going to cum! " She smiles, and says "if you keep going , I will give you a treat". He goes faster as she moans loudly and he sticks his penis back in her pussy just as he lets out a huge load. She moans and says "ohh yes baby". They both collspse and Lillian falls asleep in Samuels arms.
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Emma is at a frat party with friends. She is downing a beer and feeling very wet and horny.
She is staring at a tall, handsome young man. Tony. She imagines him inside of her, how his sculpted arms would hold her and his well-built hips would thrust.
"Excuse me," she says to her friends.
She winks at Tony, and he walks toward her.
They second they step into his room, his mouth is on hers and he's backing her into a wall.
He pins her arms above her head and leans in deeper. Their lips part, and their tongues meet.
The kisses grow more insistent, and then Tony plants kisses along her neck and yanks down her top to kiss her shoulder.
Soon, he is laying on the bed in his boxers, while she dancing seductively above him in a bra and thong, leaning down so her double-d breasts spill out of her bra.
Then she squats, showing off her huge ass. She crawls slowly towards Tony and removes his boxers, running her fingers along his 8" dick, which is rock hard and erect.
His fingers are busy at her back, unclasping her bra.
Her tits are big and beautiful, and he flips her over so he's on top, then starts to lick them, which makes Emma even wetter and tons more horny. He goes slowly at first, around and around. Then the licking turns into insistent, passionate kisses, then bites.
Her tits grow even bigger with every nibble, and he keeps going until they are bright pink.
Emma is at a frat party with friends. She is downing a beer and feeling very wet and horny.
She is staring at a tall, handsome young man. Tony. She imagines him inside of her, how his sculpted arms would hold her and his well-built hips would thrust.
"Excuse me," she says to her friends.
She winks at Tony, and he walks toward her.
They second they step into his room, his mouth is on hers and he's backing her into a wall.
He pins her arms above her head and leans in deeper. Their lips part, and their tongues meet.
The kisses grow more insistent, and then Tony plants kisses along her neck and yanks down her top to kiss her shoulder.
Soon, he is laying on the bed in his boxers, while she dancing seductively above him in a bra and thong, leaning down so her double-d breasts spill out of her bra.
Then she squats, showing off her huge ass. She crawls slowly towards Tony and removes his boxers, running her fingers along his 8" dick, which is rock hard and erect.
His fingers are busy at her back, unclasping her bra.
Her tits are big and beautiful, and he flips her over so he's on top, then starts to lick them, which makes Emma even wetter and tons more horny. He goes slowly at first, around and around. Then the licking turns into insistent, passionate kisses, then bites.
Her tits grow even bigger with every nibble, and he keeps going until they are bright pink.
Their lips meet again, and soon they are up against the wall again, only this time Emma is in control. She bites his ear and kisses his jaw as he fondles her breasts and strokes her ass.
Emma bends again, taking his dick in her mouth. Her lips are warm and soft as they run along his shaft and then she is deepthroating him letting his cum slide down her throat.
Tony moans with pleasure
And then they are on the bed again and Tony is pulling off the wet thong and tracing his tongue on Emma's thighs. She shivers as his tongue glides over her lips and her clit. Then he pushes it inside as far as it will go.
"Mmm... Yes baby. More! I need mooooo-"
Her yells are cut off as he thrusts his hard dick into her tight, wet pussy.
"Mmm...that's nice," she says as her pussy pulses around his long dick.
Tony smirks and thrusts shallowly, knowing she will be begging for him in a matter of seconds.
And sure enough, soon Emma begins to cry out. "Faster! Harder! FUCK ME DEEPER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Tony slowly speeds up and goes deeper, and then finally hits her G-spot.
"UUHHHH YEAAHHHHH FUUUCCK ME HAAAARRD!!!!"
At this point they're still not satisfied, they continue for 2 more hours and orgasm 6 times each. After that he wants to eat her out and she gets thirsty for more of his cum, so they fall asleep in Tony's soaking wet sheets in 69 position, with his lips on her clit and her mouth on the head of his penis. They fucked so long and hard that they will never be horny again
Emma bends again, taking his dick in her mouth. Her lips are warm and soft as they run along his shaft and then she is deepthroating him letting his cum slide down her throat.
Tony moans with pleasure
And then they are on the bed again and Tony is pulling off the wet thong and tracing his tongue on Emma's thighs. She shivers as his tongue glides over her lips and her clit. Then he pushes it inside as far as it will go.
"Mmm... Yes baby. More! I need mooooo-"
Her yells are cut off as he thrusts his hard dick into her tight, wet pussy.
"Mmm...that's nice," she says as her pussy pulses around his long dick.
Tony smirks and thrusts shallowly, knowing she will be begging for him in a matter of seconds.
And sure enough, soon Emma begins to cry out. "Faster! Harder! FUCK ME DEEPER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"
Tony slowly speeds up and goes deeper, and then finally hits her G-spot.
"UUHHHH YEAAHHHHH FUUUCCK ME HAAAARRD!!!!"
At this point they're still not satisfied, they continue for 2 more hours and orgasm 6 times each. After that he wants to eat her out and she gets thirsty for more of his cum, so they fall asleep in Tony's soaking wet sheets in 69 position, with his lips on her clit and her mouth on the head of his penis. They fucked so long and hard that they will never be horny again
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