Hormonally challenged

When your hormones are all jacked up from pregnancy

I'm pregnant and I'm feel a bit hormonally challenged.

by Baby factory June 24, 2015

Hormonizing

The process of hormonal therapy

My daughter is on a hormonizing schedule as she transitions.

by Etienne March 29, 2022

hormonize

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.

Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"

by Trystane August 20, 2010

Hormoning

The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.

Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.

by Graywolf181961 October 05, 2012

hormone id system

when humans are able to tell what hormones someone is transmitting through interaction.

The hormone id system had the political aide thinking everyone wanted to shake his hand.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

Hormone hangover

Those incredibly shitty and painful mornings when you wake up and are on your period. Your have cramps, your lower back hurts, you're slightly nauseous from the pain, you feel like you have a fever, sometimes a headache and everything just hurts.

I had to text my roomate to get my midol and hot water bottle cuz i have a wicked hormone hangover and I can't even fucking get up.

by Microwaves July 31, 2024

hormone hole

A Lady chasm of hormones, located almost exclusively on female ladies.

Chufty. Vagina. Twat. Fuf. Minge. Grot hole. Foo-foo.

Today is a bad day. Emily has made all her decisions using her hormone hole.

by Awesome McCool 79 May 06, 2016