damn ruby just walked by and i smelled the watermelon hormone she's full and so sweet!
I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
I just wanna knock on her melons to get a little bit of that melon hormone from that snarky bitch!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself July 20, 2022

The rant and raves performed by a woman on a national TV show who has tested multiple partners to see who her babies father is to no avail.
Monica was on Maury Povich show hormoning because she thought she guessed right on who the father of her baby was after testing 10 guys.
by Graywolf181961 October 5, 2012

The hormone homunculus is a mythical being that is what makes people make or female and does not allow change, it ensures hormone level are the same for a person's entire life
by Arithrianos May 27, 2022

by Hnogfer May 15, 2020

A portmanteau of 'harmonize' and 'hormones'. Used when two people are friends with benefits, but they really would make a cute/good couple.
Did you see Colin and Daphne chatting it up in Starbucks? She says it's just for fun, but don't you think they hormonize?"
by Trystane August 29, 2010

Those incredibly shitty and painful mornings when you wake up and are on your period. Your have cramps, your lower back hurts, you're slightly nauseous from the pain, you feel like you have a fever, sometimes a headache and everything just hurts.
I had to text my roomate to get my midol and hot water bottle cuz i have a wicked hormone hangover and I can't even fucking get up.
by Microwaves July 31, 2024
