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honeymoon hopper

A person who loves the initial rush of endorphins from the early dating phase. They use their charm and flattery and gestures to make you feel special, but when a real moment comes along where the idealised fantasy they have of you starts to crack, they lose interest and move onto the next one, and the cycle continues.
He honeymoon-hopped me

I would stay clear of her, I heard she's a honeymoon hopper
by Ms. Mirror February 25, 2023
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Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.
Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024
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Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.
Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.
by Mandingo Shakespeare July 17, 2023
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rehab honeymoon

After another successful stint in rehab, Chris Farley celebrated his rehab honeymoon with a spoon and a lighter.
by Definitioninator February 24, 2021
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Honeymooned

1. Alex and Maria went to Bora Bora and they honeymooned
by Chadjohnson March 14, 2021
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Honeymoon Sweet

On such a nights occasion in Penticton, BC...

A shot was born from the conversations of Al, John and Norm and created by the hands of Tatiana

Ingredients:
-2oz of Green Apple Vodka
-1oz Peach Schnapps
-1oz Malibu Rum
-Splash of Golden Pear
-Splash of Soda Water

Mix contents in a cocktail shaker with ice.

Serves 4 to 6 people.
"Have you ever heard of a Honeymoon Sweet shot"
by John Kairis June 13, 2022
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Honeymooning

Putting honey in one’s ass and eating it in a sexual manor. Mainly occurs after a wedding.
“Bro, my wife and I plan on honeymooning all day the day after the wedding. I can taste the honey ass from here.”
by BrysonHas0Bitches June 21, 2022
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