Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

by Mandingo Shakespeare July 17, 2023

Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 2, 2024

honeymoon special

When you jizz in your newly Weds mouth and she spits it back in your mouth then you eat here pussy causing pregnancy

I gave my wife the honeymoon special last night.

by Donut8931 May 17, 2018

Honeymoon Salad

Lettuce alone, no dressing.

I'll have a Honeymoon Salad - lettuce alone, no dressing.

by YETYland February 9, 2017

rehab honeymoon

See also: relapse

After another successful stint in rehab, Chris Farley celebrated his rehab honeymoon with a spoon and a lighter.

by Definitioninator February 24, 2021

Honeymooned

1. Easy, to go on a honeymoon

1. Alex and Maria went to Bora Bora and they honeymooned

by Chadjohnson March 14, 2021

Bloody honeymoon

Where the woman is on or has planned to be on her period on the night following her wedding (honeymoon) and enjoys the idea of playing in it with her husband as a fetish.

We are so crazy in love that we planned to Bloody honeymoon after our marriage, then we planned to truffle butter baby the week after!! YEA!!!

by adzy88 July 19, 2018