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Homophobic

Intense irrational fear of monkeys

Homo is the scientific name for primate
Phobic means irrational fear
Person A: Bro lets go to the zoo to see the monkeys
Person B: Heck naw I'm homophobic
by K.A. Chow April 26, 2023
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Homophoboner

An unwanted erection experienced by a homophobe when they see guys doing something they see as sexually provocative, eg a guy kissing another guy.
The stronger the feelings of homophobia, the easier a homophoboner is achieved.
This erection is similar to one experienced by a rapist, as the owner of the penis experiences arousal and anger simultaneously. The anger only makes the boner more powerful though, making homophoboners a real hazard for the modern homophobe.
"I really wanted to heckle gay pride this year, but I'm scared I'll get a homophoboner like I got last year when this guy raped me by winking at me!"
by TronaIdDump March 4, 2019
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homophobic

Homophobia is a type of person that's phobic to something related to houses.
Person 1: Hey dude look at that awesome house!
Person 2: I'm homophobic !! screeches in agonising pain
by potatoyaro May 16, 2020
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Homophobe

An individual who possesses the fear of homosexuals.
Homophobe: Hey, did you hear that new Lady Gaga song, Born This Way? I think it should be called Born This Gay!

In the example above, a homophobe uses the word gay to insult a song that emphasizes how your sexual orientation doesn't make you a bad person.
by Quzu November 22, 2011
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Homophobic

Being excessively scared of houses.
Jon; Shit!

Bill; Calm down Jon, it's only a flat
Ed; You are really homophobic, aren't you
by Crimson Nightflame November 26, 2015
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Homophobe

1Not entirely accurate phrase to describe people who hate gays
some better terms may be
asshole
bigot

average preteen male
etc.
most rebublicans are homophobes
by themanyouwishyouwere November 22, 2011
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Homophobic

"I'm homophobic, like arachnophobic, I'm not scared of gays but if I see one in my shower, I will scream
by man,im so fucked up November 19, 2019
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