Homolympics

The Homolympic Games are a major international event featuring summer and winter sports, in which thousands of homosexual athletes participate in a variety of ass-humpingly awesome competitions.

The headquarters of the International Homolympics Committee (IHC) is located in the gay district of San Francisco and is currently headed by the Danfag Chairman.

Notable events may include:

Bobbing inside the Sled
Skeleton with Boners
Queer Ice Dancing
Shooting with the Javelin
Passing my Baton Relay Race
Penisaurus Rex Riding
Three-way Triathalon
Cockmunging for Cockmungers
AVBP-Ball

The danfag won a rainbow medal at the Homolympics

by b0ringtimes February 24, 2010

Homeland Security

A federal agency established after 9/11/2001 to carry on the work of the terrorists. They help us fear nature by taking over FEMA and diverting funds that would have been spent on hurricane relief to equip meter maids with assault rifles. Constant reminders to "report suspicious behavior" to the police have made us fear each other and criminalized social anxiety disorder. Thanks to their fine efforts, being too shy to ask a girl for sex is now as likely to get you investigated as asking a girl for sex.

If you want to know why you feel insecure blame Homeland Security.

by Len Bakerloo June 16, 2018

Wal-Mart Homeless Guy

This term is most commonly reffered to the guy on the sidewalk off one of the exits out of a wal-mart parking lot. He carries with him a pathetic character, usually a dog, old clothes, a sack or backpack, and, lastly, a sign that sometimes has words spelled wrong, consisting of phrases such as Work for Money, Need Help (well duh!), or Need money for food (this is most common, and most likely means i need money to get alcohol or else i might sober and do something with my life). Most people, usually pass this person by, knowing he won't do anything but spend their money on beers at the tavern, and be back out on the sidewalk in a day or two. The real assholes just buy them food, and piss the homeless guy off.

I saw that Wal-Mart Homeless Guy out there again, and almost felt bad, but then i realized he has no motivation, and will buy drugs or alcohol, so I just decided to keep my money, and use it on things of accomplishment not pity.

by StraightGuyI January 13, 2009

homo picnic

a large gathering consisting of mainly straight males and very few,if any, women attending

The club was a virtual homo picnic with a 20 to 1 ratio of guys to girls

by refriedbiff April 15, 2010

Some homo

Used when you intend to imply only a very little amount of gayness in your statement; you may or may not act on said homosexual desire/behavior

Mike: If you score another touch down, I'm gonna blow you. Some homo.

John: Umm...okay

by Russessabagina May 15, 2010

No homo

When you say something that sounded unintentionally gay.

John: I want to see your dick. No homo
Friend: What the fuck?

by Cerixem August 14, 2016

homolust

Homolust is a term from the anime Code Geass that describes Lelouch and Suzaku's relationship. They are totally gay for each other and you know it.

Can also be used to describe a relationship between two dudes who really want to bang each other, but they can't because it's unacceptable somehow.

homolust, where do you want it?

by advice_dog October 26, 2008