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Homework

Homework is work you get to do at home cuz you are assigned it at school. All kids don't like it because we want to live outside of school and not do more work at home. Teens have probably started a #cancelhomework2020 movement
Homework is CANCELLED
by pop off kween November 13, 2020
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Homework

The ultimate torchure tool that these hooligans called teachers use to punish you for working on the same exact crap for 7 hours, and ask you to turn it in the next day just to give you some of the save freaking material.
Whoa! What're you doing?
Oh, this bully gave me his homework..
*Gasp* Derrek?
No, Mr.Peterson!
by 1337 5H4D0W October 26, 2015
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Homework

A mental torture device used to penetrate unnamed poor defenseless children. You go to school for 6 freaking hours then you come home and guess what? You need to do more work!

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

(I stole that joke haha)
Mom, I have to go home and because of Ms. Fatperson, I'm getting a homework assignment where I study the solar system and why Uranus is on its side. His T.A., Mr. Sartorius gave us some answer we wrote down on the sheet and we need to read the book they gave to us for 20 minutes and solve the answers to the ones we know. So I'll read none and get an F for FANTASTIC!!! and it'll be a great day for me.
by Homework (it sucks) January 25, 2018
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Homework

Homework is Suffering.

A legal, torture device for all student and other people who within the school, high school, kindergarten and, university, it was allowed to using and get approved by many countries that it works. This device is always using when someone annoying a teacher, break a rule, burn the office, throw a nerd off a window from a window of 3 floors, carry a snack in a classroom, and don't share with a teacher, have sex with your teacher but don't use a condom and many other things that I don't even do. This legal torture device is an idea of Horace Mann for punishment a student when they did something wrong, when a student takes this device these things will happen to them:

1: Brain meltdown.
2: Brain health will deteriorate because you have to be patient, open your eyes, do homework.
3: Ask yourself more often When will God send a hand to take me to heaven?
4: You feel want to play Russian Roulette without scared of a die.
5: Alway look at that Steven DB that inside grandfather's room.
6: And many other things. If you try to counteract with this torture device, you will be punished by losing your grade in that subject. Rebel to Homework = Rebel to Ministry of Education.
Other names of homework:
1: Brain destroyer
2: Torture device
3: Suffering paper
4: Suffering machine
5: Fucker
6: My toilet paper
7: Dog food
8: I hate it!
9: It's paper licking shit
10: I want to die.
์Note: It gets an Ig Nobel and Nobel Prize for Violence. (Jk)
Ah! Fuck, I forgot to do homework, FUCK! I need to do it now, Jesus, I have 3 Mins to do this fucking homework
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No! You can't just give all homework to students before backing home, Haha! Homework generator go brrr.

Hey! Doggy, eat this shit homework and I can tell a teacher why I don't send homework, c'mon, just do it.
by Valks January 25, 2021
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Homework

An evil task for children given by their heartless teachers.
They spend 6-8 hours at school doing work and when they go home and get to relax, their teachers makes them do more work. It’s like taxes but for kids and doesn’t do any good when you do it. I mean if it’s a prodject it would kinda be useful but still.
Dude, I couldn’t finish my homework last night and now mr. Dick is going to kill me!
by Whyidontdate November 10, 2017
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Homework

The worst thing ever. We spend 7 or more hours every weekday for at least 9 months out of the year at school (See School) It's like these assrammers we have for teachers can't accept torturing us for 7 hours every day. They have to send shit home with us. Homework is easy to procrastinate, when we do that homework we get stressed out. Then we don't get it done or do it 5 minutes before it's due in and fuck it up. And if we stay up until 4 a.m. working on it, it'll be one of the few days our cunt ass teachers give us an extension or doesn't check it. But if we half ass that shit, don't have time, wrote it down wrong, lost it, or just don't fucking give half a shit those assrammers will check fucking check that shit. Don't get me fucking started on what happens when we don't do our meaningless homework. We get humiliated & a bad grade. Homework prevents us from having a life and enjoying ourselves after school. It's used to try to force us to conform to the government's mold of an average citizen working a bullshit 9-5 cubicle job and contributing to the economy. Homework takes free time we have away. Some teachers give us assloads of this anal discharge called homework & some teachers give almost none. Typically we will have lots of homework which increases every year. All in all homework and school suck dick and they're used to condition us into the cookie cutter idea of a person the government has in mind and to force us from becoming individual and thinking for ourselves.
Friend: Hey can you come over and hangout today?
Me: No, these cumsluts gave me a huge steaming load of homework today.

Parents: Can you go see your dying grandparents in the hospital?
Me: No I have too much fucking jizz tryna be shoved down my throat by these fucktard assrammers employed by the government to socially condition me fall into line with the government's idea of a life for me.
by chelseasmile September 2, 2014
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Homework

(H)alve
(O)f
(M)y
(E)nergy

(W)asted

(O)n
(R)andom

(K)nowledge
by Smileyhacker619 December 25, 2016
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