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Kitten Holocaust

"Everytime you masturbate, a ninja chops the head off a kitten."
by JB November 24, 2003
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zombie holocaust

its coming
whats your plan for the zombie holocaust? hope u got guns and spam
by ryry the fly guy January 13, 2009
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Dutch Holocaust

The act of passing silent-but-deadly gas in a crowded elevator and then pressing the emergency stop button.
A few seconds after Dan pressed the emergency stop button, the elevator passengers realized in horror that they were trapped in a Dutch Holocaust.
by danterrycol July 30, 2011
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anal holocaust

When your taking a shit and it sprays everywhere.
Man dont go in the john,I just had a huge anal holocaust in there.
by dr December 12, 2004
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Diarrhea Holocaust

The worst catastrophe since I ejaculated into a fan. An event that is literally like taking your cock, beating an angry cat with it while simultaneously shitting on your mom. Something so unmentionable that it gives you the sensation that a dozen catholic priests are sodomizing you repeatedly then finally sticking a purple candle in your sphincter and burning your insides with hot wax while cooking priest semen in your bunghole. Seriously, I'd rather be a youngling in Revenge of the Sith than go through this.
Mike:wassup dude, how was your birthday? me:shitty, it was a total Diarrhea holocaust.
by ExplosiveSoap August 6, 2011
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juggalo holocaust

The Juggalo Holocaust may save our country from a future of stupidity and obesity.
by TheCableNazi October 20, 2008
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dooklear holocaust

Sweaty hands, heavy breathing, and a ruptured colon. In short:The aftermath of a severe bowel movement. Environmental damage is very possible and more than likely. Up to and including: Flooding, Wall Splatter, and the dreaded "Olor a muerte" or Smell of Death
Stacy described the aftermath of the Dooklear Holocaust that claimed the 5th floor bathroom, "There were large clumps of fecal matter from ceiling to floor. Olor a Muerte had definitely set in."
by Jadeveon Rico Alouicious January 27, 2014
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