Hogwarts

A school full of magic and love, cheesyness

I am going to hogwaaaaaarts. Hogwarts

by BroadwayFan October 14, 2020

Hogwarting

Quell mania using cocoa

After being bullied the shocked victim began Hogwarting to quell their forthcoming mania. Small doses of cocoa / dark chocolate (i.e. no milk) as a mood stabilizer, releasing endorphins without increasing insulin or adrenaline & without over-calcifying the Pineal Gland, helping to face the troubles that you're _not actually 'fine' about.

by nARkwS January 30, 2019

Hogwarts

The UK school of wizardry in the Harry Potter universe. You start at ten years of age and you officially graduate when your 17. You learn how to fight, potion brewing, and most importantly, How to kill! Very handy knowledge when the most feared wizard of them all is trying to kill you.

“MOM! CAN I GO TO HOGWARTS!”
“No!”
“Why?”
“NO!”

by Brainyact September 23, 2020

Hogwarts

When your mouth fucking someone and put on glasses. Then say to the chamber of secrets, and you shove your dick in their ear

Have you ever been to Hogwarts.

by Mr. Webley February 25, 2021

Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.

- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face

by fikconker June 29, 2017

Hogwarts

Hogwarts is a school for witches and wizards :>. U YES U u reading this ik u wanna live in hogwarts

Hogwarts is my home :<

by Lovegood Fam August 16, 2021

hogwarts

It is a school from the Harry Potter franchises which it is all the potterheads home.

“Hey where do you live”
“My home is hogwarts”

by Harrypotterismyfavmovie December 25, 2020