When she binge watches Harry Potter with you all day and y'all pull out magic wants so y'all decide to f* and she smells like under cooked bacon.
by gemz828 March 25, 2025

The UK school of wizardry in the Harry Potter universe. You start at ten years of age and you officially graduate when your 17. You learn how to fight, potion brewing, and most importantly, How to kill! Very handy knowledge when the most feared wizard of them all is trying to kill you.
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by LiloLovegood June 25, 2018

After being bullied the shocked victim began Hogwarting to quell their forthcoming mania. Small doses of cocoa / dark chocolate (i.e. no milk) as a mood stabilizer, releasing endorphins without increasing insulin or adrenaline & without over-calcifying the Pineal Gland, helping to face the troubles that you're _not actually 'fine' about.
by nARkwS January 30, 2019
