Tales of Hoffman

A musical work written by Jacques Offenbach; it exults the lives of famed Hollywood actors Dustin L. and Philip S.
The Tales of Hoffman were written by an excellent musician, excellent musician. Yeah, he's an excellent musician; he was my MAIN MAN way back when. Jeopardy is on at eight.
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Jasper Hoffman

7'5, tall, wears glasses, has black hair, ass at valorant, amazing zoo owner.
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Jack Hoffman

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Thinking of pulling a quick Jack Hoffman while I have the room to myself.
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Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches
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Hoffman

Term used to describe a person or bureaucracy which is trying to cut, narrow or cap spending in human services.

Hoffman (verb) · Hoffmans (third person present) · Hoffmanned (past tense) · Hoffmanned (past participle) · Hoffmanning (present participle)

- to cut, slash, cap, or reduce funding in an essential government or other human services scheme which benefits disadvantaged people
'He had enough funding to live on, but they chucked a Hoffman at him.'

'That scheme was great until they Hoffmanned it.'

'Do as you're told, or I'll Hoffman your ass.'
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Paul D. Hoffman

Paul Hoffman is a former Deputy Assistant Secretary for Fish and Wildlife and Parksas well as the former Deputy Assistant Secretary for Human Capital, Performance, and Partnerships in 2008. He worked under Dick Cheney in the Bush Administration.

He has been mentioned in the media as: "Destroying the National Parks" in the New York Times in an editorials in August 29, 2005, as well as: "Who's Ruining Our National Parks?" in an article in Vanity Fair in June 7, 2006.

Not many peoepl outside of the sphere of the national parks know him or anything about him at all. He has been demonized in some spheres as being the worst thing to have happened to national parks. While not all of what is said out there is accurate it by no means alleviates him of anything.

He is a prideful and arrogant person. He is full of himself and gloats over his vast knowledge. He is very hung up over the past and despite being retired, still participates in the worthless squabble that is local politics in an effort to feel big and important. He currently runs his own blog called "Talk It Up America" in which he still shouts his political opinion for the handful of people that will listen.
Paul D. Hoffman can be compared to Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite. Very hung up over his past acheivments and accomplishments. He surrounds himself with cut outs, photos, pictures and other things to remind him of his past and act as a sort of Paul Hoffman museum to the glory that is himself.
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Chris Hoffman

Chris Hoffman is searching for your name and not finding a definition for Chris Hoffman
Person one: what does my name mean

Person two:search it up

Person one:theres nothing here
Person two:well dp a chris Hoffman
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