hoebag

someone who is a mix of a douchebag and a hoe and/or someone who is stupid and/or annoying

“omg Samantha won’t call me, she’s a hoebag”

by imnotmoo June 18, 2023

hoebag

Typically designer purses bought through means of gold digging or prostitution.

"It's Friday night! he gonna love me! I'ma take all his money! Then Monday I'm going to neiman marcus and get a new hoebag"

by eyfoo August 29, 2023

Hoebag

A woman in her mid 40s who can never pay their bills on time.

Kathy didn’t pay her bill again this month, fucking hoebag.

by YourMom 69 May 9, 2025

hoebag hoedown

when you and your friends create a party solely to get your cocks sucked by inviting every filthy skank you know.

yo denis did you call that chickenhead courtney to the hoebag hoedown, heard she's a layup. Yea Dave, I even asked rachael. Wait till this knob groupie gets a hold of you. She can suck a fart out of your penis hole. Its gonna be a fuckin bad ass blow bash.

by grande galo claro September 2, 2010

Hoebag Bitch

Anyone who is of the slutty nature, and refuses to admit they've done wrong. They'll constantly bitch about you too their other friends, while you have to listen to her bitch about them. They are never happy, and nothing is ever as good as them. Vain, and critical. We have far to many Hoebag Bitches in this world.

Anna: OMG! Did you hear about Stacy what a SLUT.
Amy: I know right.
Anna: OMG. Stacy, did you hear about Amy, what a WHORE.
Stacy: I know right!
Amy: WTF. Anna you're such a Hoebag Bitch.

by Frizzaybyatch September 4, 2011

Hoebag Slut

When you see your daughter's ex boyfriend's new girlfriend who was her friend, whos married, in the middle of a Target. Hoebag Skank is also acceptable.

Mom: You hoebag Slut!

by THE TRUE AMERICAN 69 + 420=666 January 21, 2026

cum guzzling hoebag

someone who likes to swallow cum from alot of people

dude did u hear about that party, that cum guzzling hoebag went down on everybody!

by Banana$Bear October 21, 2010