A fucking name for fucking cunts. If you have this as your username in any social media, video game, or otherwise, kill yourself.
by Historical Idiot September 9, 2020
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Josh couldn't take the fact that Kathryn dumped him for his brother. By rewriting history, he could tell everyone he dumped her.
by gothchic June 15, 2011
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1)A helpful course, usually taught in school, where students learn that Hitler was bad and jackshit else.
2) What you must frequently erase to hide your porn tracks.
2) What you must frequently erase to hide your porn tracks.
Dude! I can't believe you asked if Stalin was still alive in history class! He's been dead hundreds of years!
Screw having to clean my history, I'm using kazaa for my downloading needs.
Screw having to clean my history, I'm using kazaa for my downloading needs.
by RebelWithoutaClause December 21, 2004
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Don't believe what you learn in history class! That's just what the lizard people want you to believe!
by TastyNuclearWaste December 11, 2015
Get the history class mug.A class that is a huge pain in the ass. It drains the life and pride out of all smart and dumbshit students alike. The teacher assigns tests and quizzes weekly just to fuck your grade. The AP exam is like satans asshole. Theres no escape and you end up shitting yourself because you dont know any answers. An incredible workout too. Youll probably lose 5 inches from your height just lugging around 5 jumbo textbooks the size of chinese phonebooks in your backpack. Impossible to get an A in and you have to study 10+ hours to get a B. Don't take this class. youll end up either killing yourself or killing the teacher.
by student who died from AP Euro October 22, 2008
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by penismuncher86 December 5, 2018
Get the Search history mug.one who knows much history, but only lets out small amounts to either (a) annoy people or (b) try to make themselves seem intellegent/funny/cool/historiful.
by Monkeyfart February 6, 2006
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