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Hipsters 

Pretencious assholes who feels special by trying to act, and dress more important and knowledgble then other people. When infact 90% of the time is nothing but a poser and vapid as all hell. typically live in the "downtown" areas of cities and extremely unfriendly. Have meaningless tattoos for shock value. Wear recycled or vintage clothing, because buying something new is too mainstream. Or shop at overpriced stores like urban outfitters. Have glasses they don't even need, too appear intellectual. Listen to God awful music by undiscovered artists. And have a hobby such as knitting, being vegan, writing, or making terrible art. Mostly unlikable obnoxious people who arnt half as cool as they think they are.
Today I went to Williamsburg and saw fifty hipsters who looked exactly the same. Shocking
Hipsters by keephating7 June 8, 2015

Hipsters 

Characteristics of a hipster

-man bun
-beard
- tattoos

- avocado toast
- fjall raven backpacks
- beanies
- coffee
-no makeup (except eyeliner)

- organic donuts
-drinks too much tea
OMG! They are such hipsters!
Hipsters by Mayacharlie February 26, 2018

Hostress 

V. Stress and anxiety brought by the leader of a gathering or party
N. One who has extreme anxiety when entertaining guests
Verb: She was hostressing so hard In preparation for the party that she passed out on the coat pile by 7:00p.m.
Noun: The hostress was shaking with suppressed frustration while compulsively slipping coasters under the sticky cups dripping with condensation.
Hostress by Jesstice March 15, 2019

The Hipsters 

guys who pack big heat on their hip, i.e. large caliber pistols. the group was started in Houston and has been know to foil many plots bad guys were planning. Big Mike and JJ are the charter memebers.
Let's go set it off and stick up that old lady! Oh ish! It's "The Hipsters"!!! Let's break!!!
The Hipsters by Cyril Jr. December 16, 2008

Co-op of Hipsters 

The collective noun used to describe a group of hipsters.

When more than 2 or more hipsters gather together, often to listen to vintage records or to play SNES, transcending those inferior to themselves, and enter an almost ethereal, other worldly state of existence.
"Tony walked into the plaid shirt store and noted the co-op of hipsters in the corner, they regarded him with a transcendant arrogance, not uncommon from their kind."
Co-op of Hipsters by Dr. Ick February 14, 2017