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John Hancock

The act of of cumming on your partner's back during sexual intercourse, then signing it with a sharpie.
Last night I gave Jane the ol' John Hancock.
by Nav23 April 17, 2011
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Henrock

Someone who is extremely chunky or a scale like “ur mom is 1 henrock” or Henry
Ur mom is the size of a henrock”
“Henrock is chunky
by LoIcoll February 5, 2023
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John Hancock

The act of dipping one's penis in ink or paint and then slapping someone in the face with the inked/painted penis and leaving one's mark.
Jason: Haha, look at Joey.
Brendan: I know, Derek gave him a nice John Hancock last night.
by It's Poop Again August 13, 2011
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hancock

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1. Adjective
Hancock, named after the movie of the same name, staring Will Smith, with a budget of $150 million, and a box office pull of $629.4 million, released July 2, 2008, refers to a piece of media/event/person/animal/thing which goes against ones preconceived notions (prejudices) after further investigation. Specifically in surprising, unexpected, or weird ways.

2. Noun

To shove ones head up another's butt. Refer to "hancock" on urban dictionary for more information.
An example of hancock would be:

H:"That did not turn out how I thought it would."

J:"Yes, I agree it did not."

H:"Upon further investigation, that hancock was quite surprising, or unexpected."

J:"Some might say weird."
H:"It is of my belief that, that hancock, was quite hancock."

J:"Mine as well, it went against my preconceived notions (prejudices) on what it would entail."
H:"Much like the movie "Hancock"?"
J:"Yes indeed. Or other movies, such as "Ruby Sparks"."
H:"Or media/events/people/animals/things, for that matter."
J:"Indeed."
H:"...they look like a pretzel."

J:"Indeed."
by John & Hubert April 27, 2021
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Hancock

a movie with Will Smith that made absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Friends: Hey, let's watch Hancock!
*see movie*
Me: Dude, that movie made no fucking sense! That's 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.
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John Hancock

When a male ejaculates on a female's body spelling out his name in the process
Rich John Hancocked his girlfriend Becky in the coat room last night
by Jackalope Joe August 31, 2007
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Hancocked

when a man confesses his love for a woman and her saying naa i DO NOT feel the same way, bare awkwardness ensuses
jeremy: i really like you <3
lexxy:lol i dont feel the same way, sorry :,)
Jeremy: this is gonna be well awkward now....
lexxy:kl.
jeremy:looks like ive been hancocked
lexxy: ye you have

jeremy is now offline
by thats not art January 8, 2010
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