ik moet hem pro-nade keilen

this is a saying by MIRNES SUMAN AKA Liquid the barbarian when he's planning to very professionally throw a granade at another player.

damn, he's fucking me up; ik moet hem pro-nade keilen.

by ymftith November 9, 2007

eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

by Rick May 18, 2004

Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?

he cheated with Arzaylea.

Savannah: Why did Luke Hemmings cheat on my mother?
Breanna: Because he didn't wanna take care of his children. And wanted someone much prettier.
Basically gives us why

by Savannah Sire February 17, 2019

Hem Stitching

What you can say to someone with a nursing background to get them all hot and bothered.

"Check out this hem stitching, it's fantastic!"
"Pardon me, I need to change my shorts now."

by LyndonJohnsonsGhost April 15, 2010

Hem

What is used to keep your clothes sewed. Also, a cool word that nobody knows the meaning too, so you can use it with your friends :)

Rebacca: Hem
Greg: Hem Hem
Johnny: Hem ;)
Britney: Hem Hem HEM
Jimmy: h e m

by turtleass May 8, 2019

Luke Hemmings

A walking breadstick

Rando: Hey, you know who Luke Hemmings is?
Me: Oh, you mean walking breadstick, yea yea I know him.

by Lukesleftarm April 15, 2019

Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020