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Poo In Helmet

The highest form of bullying in Edward's dodgy-end of Manchester. Likelihood of being bullied is increased by wearing BDU's to work, stealing bottles of beer from work, and living off a diet of only Pringles and Noodles.
Manchester's local chav set gave Edward a poo in helmet last week. He didn't bother cleaning it before he put a photo of him wearing it on Faceparty.
by DTDonFP April 4, 2008
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helmets and gloves

Helmets and gloves is a form of boxing played before or after a hockey/lacrosse practice/game. Two participants wear their hockey/lacrosse helmets and gloves while the rest of the team watches. The object of the game is to punch the other person in the head as much as possible. ONLY punches to the head are allowed. Match ends when one person gives up or gets knocked down. A common game among teenage hockey/lacrosse players to see who is tougher.
Player 1: Wanna go helmets and gloves after the practice???
Player 2: Sure.
by Honorarius May 21, 2006
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Helmet pounder

1} Anyone that works for any form of government whose sole intention is to take your money, gain power, and instill by force their will upon you.
The big domed building in Washington D.C is stocked full of helmet pounders.
by bevo the fox March 27, 2009
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hells ya

an expression of great excitement or if someone is positive about an event
CrazyEyes: So are we gonna go chill tonight
Chemp: hells ya!
by blah December 10, 2004
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helisexual

It is when you are a helicopter at heart. It is like a tranny but for helicopter.
I am a helisexual mom I am going to get new missiles installed tonight.
by poon_destroyer_69 July 16, 2016
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roman army helmet

When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.
William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.
by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011
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Helmet Butter

In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.
Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"
by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016
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