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Heapster

The effeminate, little vegan kid, who works at your local coffee shop, and uses Imogean Heap as a soundtrack to his life.
Yo Terri, there's three blockheads trying to put the horns on my main girl over here at this party, get your flat mate kyle, and haul ass over here.

Sorry dude I'm going have to fly solo, Kyle's a heapster and couldn't even hold his own with a asyrnptomatic post-polio survivor.
by the terrman December 17, 2008
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Heaping Hank

a "Heaping Hank" is when there is a Gay orgy.... 1 member shits on someone's chest..... another smears his nuts in the shit, THEN the shitty nut guy teabags another guy.


Either that, or it's when you've had too much of Hank's mashed potatoes.




you decide, bitches.
Claude: "I had such a ROUGH night!"
Tricialique: "Had a Heaping Hank again last night, didn't ya?"
Claude: "....yeah... how did you know?"
Tricialique: Yeah... wipe the shit off your chin.... ass"
by Tricialique February 2, 2005
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hefalump

a word originated 4rm various winnie the pooh (yay) stories. Also very useful in describing that fat bitch that ust took your seat on the bus!
Jimboberina: hey boots y u standing up ? sit down its a bumpy bus ride Wooooo!

Boots: CRASH BANG W***OP(as she f***s down the bus stairs) Damn you heff***lummmpppppp!!! GRRRR! -

Fat seat stealing bus bitch is unaware this term is adressed to her..

Heffalump: ??????
by jolola August 23, 2005
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Heap

1. noun/adjective
-Heap of shit
2. verb
-When someone takes a shit
-When someone get's pissed off
1. noun/adjective
-"What a heap!"
2. -"I need to heap" or "I just took a heap"
-"My teacher heaped when I was late"
by nomad April 30, 2004
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Hefalumpabump

The act of vomiting into someones open ass and have it squeezed back up into your mouth, then into thier ass again continously.
See also Heffalump
"We Heffalumpabumped 30 times last night"
by Stryfe February 18, 2005
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HEAP

They fired the 40x54mm High Explosive Armour Piercing round into the vehicle blowing it up instantly
by Kalashnikov June 1, 2003
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Heaping Bowl of Semen

When you just took the biggest , smelliest, hottest steamiest load in a perfectly round concave cylinder. It looks just like fresh Campbell's chunky chowder soup.
" Ohh man, last night i made the tastiest heaping bowl of semen, she couldnt finish it, and threw up all over my brand new pokemon pajamas."
by Lemons. February 7, 2010
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