Header

When you use attractive lines and act like you relate to them only to use them for money or sex

Man I pulled such a header on Jessica she doesn’t even know

by Cock handle November 19, 2020

close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)

I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done

by Flairy May 9, 2018

58 header

a bar in a restaurant

Person #!: yo,, wanna go to a 58 header?
Person#@: sure man, lets go/

by DarkDemon27 February 1, 2018

Header

An individual who acts idiotic about the place

See him over there absolute header

by W-D0G September 25, 2021

Scoring headers

Very Tired or sleepy. The action footballers make when they score headers. The nod down to head the ball into the net. Similar to nodding asleep on a train.

I’m going to bed, I’ve been scoring headers on the couch.

by Irish Gav July 5, 2021

Canadian Double-Header

A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.

Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?

by idrawgood July 2, 2018

flanned the headers

Non maintenance of the cooling system that results in a blown head gasket, antifreeze leaks on to hot exhaust manifold and creates steam. When the antifreeze mixes with the oil it has the color and consistency of flan, thus, the term; “flanning the headers” is applicable.

I flanned the headers and damaged the engine.

by Dora the Destroyer May 31, 2018