Mr Header

A very famous Science teacher whose favourite two phrases are:

"my mother warned me about people like you"
"oh great one" (bows down to you)
"your a waggar"

(DONT MESS WITH MR HEADER)

Mr Header is the best science teacher.

by Ice DODO June 11, 2022

Header

When you use attractive lines and act like you relate to them only to use them for money or sex

Man I pulled such a header on Jessica she doesn’t even know

by Cock handle November 19, 2020

Header

An individual who acts idiotic about the place

See him over there absolute header

by W-D0G September 25, 2021

Ghost Header

The movement that a soccer football manager makes in anticipation of one of his players scoring with their head.

That was a classic Ghost Header by the coach.

by anonymous January 27, 2021

58 header

a bar in a restaurant

Person #!: yo,, wanna go to a 58 header?
Person#@: sure man, lets go/

by DarkDemon27 February 1, 2018

pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.

Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.

by RepWin August 20, 2023

close range header

Having sex with a girl that is ugly or of no class. (Slag)

I scored a close range header last night boys it had to be done

by Flairy May 9, 2018