Snatch Hatch 

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was trying to spit game on Jason tonight but that cunt Suzy stepped in and told him I've got the stank puss. Then she hooked up with him. What a snatch hatch!

Snatch Hatch by Taeil Kim December 8, 2007

Counting chickens before they hatch 

When you call something yours before you have it

The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch

Counting chickens before they hatch by 300WinMag March 17, 2017

biscuit hatch 

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

close yer fuckin' biscuit hatch!!!

biscuit hatch by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

corey hatch 

im gay. im a psyco and i want to kill myself. my sister does 42 year old men and she especially loves it when they T-Bag her. one day i will realize i am gay and kill myself, by the way i also love to get a good T-Bag every once and a while.

"I Do Guys" - Corey hatch

corey hatch by corey hatch April 14, 2005

boobie hatch 

(North American slang) A psychiatric hospital; just as the nautical term from which it originates refers to a framework with a small hatch, a psych hospital is not easy to escape from.

Does Donald Trump belong in a boobie hatch?

boobie hatch by Darwin Jr. January 21, 2018

Dookie hatch

Shit door. As in "anus". Stems from a submarines waterproof hatch.

Dude, my dookie hatch is leaking !
Holy shit!, look at that chicks dookie hatch.

Dookie hatch by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

Marilyn Hatch 

A crazy religious cunt.

Did you see that Marilyn Hatch on the street corner protesting abortion yesterday?

Marilyn Hatch by Karma Chamelion69 November 6, 2010