hangover amnesia

When u wake up after getting totally drunk the night before and look out the window and your car is gone . You call your best friend to tell her your car was stolen and she tells you it is still parked in front of her house.

I drank so much last night that when I woke up I thought my car was stolen but then my friend told me I got a ride home cause I was so out of it. It was a clear case of hangover amnesia

by rageagainsthemachine May 18, 2010

Hangover Promise

A sincere, meaningful promise with full intention of carrying out its parameters. Lasts for 24-48 hours or until tempted to break it, like swearing to never drink again after a night of excessive drunkenness.

"Dude, I will never, ever, eat another Six Dollar Burger."

"I understand your disgust, you are a foul person. But that sounds like a Hangover Promise to me."

by MSTRKRFT84 August 16, 2009

hangover dump

Dump that signals the end of a lingering hangover.

Q: "Bro, how's that hangover treating you?"
A: "Not too bad actually. But I haven't taken my hangover dump yet, so this beast is probably just dormant."

Bro 1: "Dude I'm so hungover... I'm never drinking again!"
Bro 2: "Really man? I took my hangover dump half an hour ago, I've never felt better!"

by Jeraen June 17, 2012

Hangover Friend

A word to describe a friend who you only see the day after a night out, mostly sunday morning. Usually the friend in question is one who lives in the same area but goes elsewhere for cool parties and avoids the lame parties in the locality. The morning after they then call his/her close friends to hang out, they then find the time to boast about their cool, crazy night while you just tell the same boring tales of a saturday night.

Eg. Michael: ' Man, i'm really hungover, Tom asked me to call down to his crib so we can go and get some food'

Cillian : 'Dude, he's just looking for someone to tell the tales of those great parties he goes too, he's such a hangover friend.'


Eg. Michael : 'Yo Tom, how did last night go?'

Tom : 'Man, I got so hammered, and i scored with this hot chick, party was so rad! What you do?'

Michael : ' Emm ... I just had a few beers with Cillian and wnet home ... pretty lame'

by Myerz April 30, 2009

Hangover Glasses

When you wake up in the morning and your face hurts so bad, probably because you ate 9 softshell crabs and washed them down with Chivas Regal. Then proceeded to take on a "CatchPhrase" tournament followed by "Mad Gab" them if winning wasn't enough you decided to dominate a game of Eucher.
After a night like that you will need to wear a pair of sunglasses to deal with the reality that it is so bright outside that it feals like your face is melting off.

Guy: Hey Steve Whats with the sunglasses?

Steve : They are my HANGOVER GLASSES!!

Last night was so awsome I cant even remember it.
The light is so bright I have to protect my eyes from burning out of my skull!!!!!

Guy : ? But your watching T.V.....

Steve: Hey, Im just keeping it Regal...

by The Reverend Gov. June 6, 2010

hangover helper

The cure to the common hangover, and a monster of a breakfast sandwich. Comprised of bacon, sausage, ham, eggs, and cheese heeped onto an enormous hard roll. Also a good source of the vitamin cholesterol.

Got a hangover? Well head on down to your local deli and ask for new Hangover Helper and watch your headache vanish. (Side effects include, but are not limited to: upset stomache, dhiarria, gutteral bulge, and heart attacks)

by captain phoenix May 10, 2006

Hangover giggles

The morning after a night out, you wake up round your friends and can't stop giggling at something that just isn't funny because you're still drunk, also can lead to getting chucked out of burger bars/cafes etc.. with the munchies

"This burger is delicious"

"HAHAHA, oh god, i've got hangover giggles"

by Irish 1990 July 30, 2009