Hatstand

Person who must be avoided if at all possible. Utter, utter, utter fucking twat. A useless, irritating, boring, stuttering fuckwit.

For all the good they do, they may as well be stood in the corner doing fuck all.

Much like a Hatstand.

It is my considered opinion that that the government minister is, indeed, a fucking hatstand.

by Cheerful John February 12, 2012

Handstands in the Shower

To clean your vagina and ready it to eat

He will be here soon, I have to go do handstands in the shower

by mrsdigi December 17, 2008

Hoodstand

The term use for when ones hood (patois for penis) stands up i.e. becomes erect.

Check out the bumper on dat big titty gal, nuff to give a brother hoodstand.

I even got hoodstand from reading Dear Deidre.

by Jukesy June 15, 2009

Handitarded

To be at retarded and handicapped but you want to be politically correct about it. Handicapped and retarded all at once.

You should've seen the ke$ha concert last night, that girl is handitarded.

by Smiling ginger February 27, 2014

Handscendant

Handscendant- all your possible future descendants never to be born because of your male masturbation.

I've probably killed a few billion of my Handscendants with lotion and a sock.

by Schleppify September 12, 2016

recap handitard

recap handitard,
a mix between the words, "retard" and "handicapped"
definition: a funny way to slag recap handitards and deformed people

Shop attendant:"wha can i get you?"
wheelchair man:"bottle of coke please"
Shop attendant:"FUCK OFF U RECAP HANDITARD UR NOT GETTIN PEOPLE FOOD"
{shop attendant pushes wheel man out of chair}

by lous3 March 12, 2007

handytarded

Someone who is neither "retarded" nor "handycapped" but somewhere inbetween

Man, John is handytarded
SIR!!, my saxophone is being handytarded

by saxboii April 15, 2010