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A fucking huge ass cock that Penatrates deep within the depths of Womans orphus. Can also be used for home improvement.
Hey mitch, can you throw me a 12 inch man hammer? I need to hang up this picture of my Persian wife.
by Peakey1001 October 5, 2011
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by gooooooch June 2, 2009
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A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.
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To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.
A colloquialism for the word 'penis' (both flaccid and erect) similar in meaning to pecker or woody.
{VERB}
To penetrate the vagina of a virgin female with your penis.
by zoldrin February 26, 2004
Get the hymen-hammer mug.A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.
Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?
Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!
Joe: Vicious!!
Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!
Joe: Vicious!!
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