hamjob

-noun

a handjob received after the age of 20

Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.

by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008

hamjob

As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.

Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer

by imbadinnv September 6, 2005

Hambone

Four consecutive strikes in a game of bowling. One better than a Turkey (three consecutive strikes).

Walter Ray Williams just got a Hambone!

by Rob Stone December 29, 2007

haigo

the sexiest man goddess ive ever seen, nice ass , amazing legs, but hes not funny he thinks hes hilarious but he is funny.. but not really only kinda... yeah hes funny
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your just hiago'd my girlfriend! nice !
nice haigo man !
your haigo is looking amazing today.

by tom jones222 September 1, 2010

hamboozle

to purposely say outlandish shit with intent to shock your co-workers; esp. the more stiff co-workers that will inevitably react to the ridiculousness you create.

I tried to convince Rachel that Zac was totally naked for the inspection, but she had that skeptical look in her eye. Apparently I can't hamboozle her like you can Kevin.

by Em.Tee.H September 2, 2010

Hamboy

Hamboy is a good thicc boi that reminds you of a sweet glazed ham.

My german shepherd is the hammiest hamboy that ever walked the planet.

by kepperofham August 9, 2018

senai hagos moment

someone who stinks and doesn’t shower and commonly has bad teeth

person one “bro andre pulled a senai hagos moment”
person two “i will be sure not to go near him”

by Rizzasaurus rex March 16, 2023