Hatemastie

Slang term for "hatred masturbation," or self-pleasuring that incorporates extreme measures of sadomasochism.

"That spicy mustard/exfoliation glove/in-sink-erator made for a first-rate hatemastie."

by spazler January 9, 2010

Haleema

If your name is Haleema, you are kind and sweet. You are shy and love to read. A very loyal friend. Overall a 10/10

"omg is her name Haleema? Shes so kind!!"

by RainyJade January 15, 2021

Hageman

German surname meaning Keeper of the Hedges.
Used originally to portray family profession of gardening.

Hageman's are historically good gardners. Upon arriving to the United States they were farmers.

by lil Hageman February 24, 2009

HateMachine

HateMachine (Hate-Machine) (H-ay-t Muh-sh-een)

1. A HateMachine is a character who is beloved by a majority of the forums or MMORPG because his actions are taboo; which he shows no sorrow for doing. They have a sense of humour and can get away with just about anything no matter how much they break the rules because they're loved so much.

2. HateMachine. A character set out to ruin the game for everyone; but everybdy loves him. He's a good player, a HateMachine is never a low level player in any game.

3. A Character on Game 2 of MafiaDeath.

"HateMachine destroyed my gang!"
"He's such a fucking HateMachine."
"We love you HateMachine!"

by Murj August 10, 2008

hallmart

A greeting card purchased at Walmart
A combination of Hallmark and Walmart

He's so cheap, he bought be a hallmart

by Fictionary May 7, 2007

Hallmark memory

When someone touches your heart and shares a beautiful experience that can not be eclipsed, superseded or made redundant with time or competition

Two people falling asleep whilst holding hands, only to awaken in the morning at the same time to realize neither had let go of their hold throughout the night, thus creating a Hallmark memory.

by DKhighlight November 28, 2013

halelah

A beautiful, unique, and very weird person, and often times airheaded.

Trying being Halelah, and the boys will come running

by Cammat February 20, 2017