Had off

Stolen.

To have something taken without your permssion and without intent to return in.

"Tony's car got had off last night"
"Someone broke into my house, my TV got had off"

Had off, stolen

by Sha101 August 7, 2009

had bad

when youre shitting on kids in a video game

these little timmies are getting had bad

by wockyslush December 6, 2020

Had dick

Its broken or is in a bad condition.

1. your cars had dick

2. my backs had dick

3. you sure gave your car dick

by Daniel "The_Monkey_Pope" Tucker February 15, 2005

You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had.

The long version of y'all'd'nt've'd'd'i'd'nt've'd'y'all't've'd, which is the longest grammatically correct contraction. It means without me, you couldn't have done it.

P 1: We did it!
P 2: You all would not have had, had I had not have had you all to have had."

by George Washingmachine. January 3, 2021

had the weenie

when something is fucked. as in broken or useless.

looks like your old car has had the weenie.

by chadcicle January 21, 2005

had him on skates

in basketball, when a player crosses his defender over so viciously that the defender loses his balance and appears to be a novice roller/ice skater trying to regain his balance.

oh sh*t, d-rose crossed the hell out of rondo! he had him on skates!!

by Geegz April 19, 2009

had to do it to em'

Used when a person does something so fly or unexpected, they need to reassure bystanders that said action didn't occur simply by chance, but out of habit. See don't hurt em.

John: "Damn hami, did you just have sex with all three of those triplets?"
Hamilton: "Actually only two, the third was taking care of my laundry, had to do it to em'."

Drake: "It's the first time I've smoked in like three months, sorry mom, had to do it to em'"

by BA612 January 7, 2010