DICK HACKER

A Dick Hacker is a Male who cock blocks in any situation particularly in the process of spitting game at a female he could never get because his game aint tight, or a female that hates in any situation particularly when a male is trying to spit game at her friend and shes jealous he didnt try to talk to her.

"yo I'm about to go talk to shorty she look right" she looks way too good she aint gonna talk to you "Wow your a fuckin Dick Hacker"

by Bigmizz75 February 3, 2010

Hackster

Noun, a subculture of hipsters that enjoy working with mechanics such as obscure 80's cars, bycicles, motorcycles, etc.

"Did you see that hackster just put his fixie on his slammed volvo's roof rack?"

"Yeah, and he was really ham-fisting when he lowered that volvo too!"

by huck&shred March 7, 2013

Hackerjack

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)

It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.

by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008

Hackerman

As soon as you get inside you partner you pull out a laptop and put it on their back and shout I'm in

Dude I hackerman'd my way into my girlfriend last night

by Sugarloaf88 March 11, 2019

Hackery Sizzles

The moment when a pentest consultant thinks he/she is gonna learn some 1337 tricks, but actually they just need to take their pants off.

I thought that when Creepy Rob was gonna teach me about 'Hackery Sizzles' it would improve my career... How wrong I was.

by CreepyRob August 21, 2020

hackerkiller

A turbovirgin who thinks he is cool for killing a hacker in minecraft.

OMG there’s a HackerKiller. I wonder when he will leave his basement and talk to a female.

by Jesse504 April 26, 2021

matter hacker

Somebody who tinkers and toys with designs and applications of objects, aka matter, especially within the context of 3D printing technology. Kind of an amateur engineer.

He can build his own robot parts because he's a matter hacker.

by Mike_2352 July 28, 2014