Simp Cuck Temp-Hubby

A man, usually older who has a 'polyamorous' marriage with a woman, usually younger while knowing she can pick up more ass in one month than he could even hope for in a year. He pays for her boob-job, hair, nails, facelift and botox which helps her pick-up even easier, and no one is surprised when she leaves him for another man taking half the house,

car, business, assets and anything else she can get her hands on.

Eg. Rando: Which one is your simp cuck temp-hubby?
Wife: Who cares?
Rando: Shouldn't we make sure he's chill with us getting together?
Wife: Yeah, sure.

by GarMic October 9, 2023

hubby mode

When your boyfriend takes care of you when you being crazy. ( emotional)

“Oh no it’s that time of the month gotta go into hubby mode boys “

by Summertimeluv June 14, 2021

Snow hubby

The male equivalent of a snow bunny. A white male husband, boo, Bae etc.

Brad Pitt would make a great snow hubby. hubby

by Strawberry cupcake September 14, 2017

Hubby

A fat husband.

My hubby is laying on the couch feeding his fat face watching daytime TV

by Tory Bumper Clart June 13, 2018

your hubby a teletubby

Worse than your granny tranny, worse than your sister a mister, worse than everything. Your opponent will get on one knee and lick your damn feet clean if you say this.

your hubby a teletubby
some random bro: i serve you my master

by john stromboli December 14, 2021

Hubby day

Hubby day is the Monday after father’s day where you should (lovingly) point & laugh at your friends without present fathers.

Hey man, I made you a cake for Hubby Day! Happy Hubby Day!

by theveryfirstpeepee June 20, 2022

L. Ron Hubby

A husband who nickel and dimes his wife, expecting her to pay him or buy him all kinds of stuff (often with money she doesn't have) in exchange for very minimal and unsatisfying sex. He also often keeps her secluded from the outside world in a cult-like fashion.

Name is derived from L. Ron Hubbard, who was the con man founder of the Church of Scientology, which is based on pseudoscience and requires followers to pay large sums of money in exchange for very minimal spiritual advice.

"Jeez, I really want to take Linda out and show her what a good time is all about, but she has such an L. Ron Hubby."

"I know his dick is like an E-meter, she paid him all that money, and it hardly moved at all!"

by DreamReaper December 28, 2023