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Hog down

To devilishly rub a dirty body part, such as one's butt or scrotum, on an object that somebody else will eventually touch to their face so as to figuratively rub one's balls/butt on that person.
If you really hate that dude you should hog down his mobile phone, he left it sitting right there on the bar.
by fakejarrow October 16, 2011
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Hog rider

A very popular card in the game clash royale (and clash of clans). In clash royale a lot of gay men use the 2.6 hog rider cycle. People that use the 2.6 hog rider cycle are most likely sitting the Culver’s parking lot stroking their 1 inch dick shoving dildos up their ass
“ Hey get out of the parking lot you gay shit

“Yeah I figured you were gay when I saw your hog rider deck”
by CR knowledge June 26, 2021
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hog hunter

One who is obessed with picking up fat chicks
Last night Clint was a real hog hunter. He picked up a couple of meatplows!

After a night of hog hunting, Clint woke up laying next to a nasty beached whale!
by Freckman January 31, 2007
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Hog leg

Don, give me a toke off that hog leg.
by mophoneman June 10, 2018
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Hog rider

A big black man who survived the bubonic plague and is getting revenge on on Quandale Dingle for having intercourse with his Gramma
Have you seen that Hog rider over there?
by Ryker 14foot cock May 14, 2022
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hog-wild

The girls were hog-wild by the time the presents had been opened.
by Light Joker January 31, 2007
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hog-railed

VERB
1) To forcefully insert a swollen, thick penis into an anus or vagina solely for the purpose of soft tissue destruction of the orifice. Erections penetrating such areas are incredibly firm and are backed with several powerful thrusts. Bleeding is common in either orifice. In situations of acute or long-term hog-railing, the recipient can often prolapse from that orifice.

ADJECTIVE
1) A figure of speech by which someone describes a person or situation as being not only extremely negative in nature but possibly messy, homo-erotic, of graphic nature, damaging, and permanently destructive.
1) Tina had steak and lobster with Tyrone last night at Sizzler. Tyrone took her to Blockbuster video to rent the newest Tyler Perry movie, bought her a grape soda and a bag of chips and then went back to her apartment and hog-railed her ass. Afterwards, she found a great proctologist and when she asked how bad it was he responded, “Your anus looks like it got totally hog-railed!”

2) Stefan lost lots of business to his competitor again. Stefan's boss called him into his office where he totally hog-railed him and then proceeded to terminate his employment.
by Norman H. June 4, 2013
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