hoser

Before the Zamboni was invented, the losing team would have to hose down the ice to keep it smooth, therefore being called a hoser

get of the ice ya hoser

by Merks March 30, 2009

Horser

A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk

The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf

by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020

hoeberry

A word to call your close friends.

Started by Sarah!

HOEBERRY!!

by hoeberry123 September 3, 2010

purple hoser

A literal god among men!
Someone who reminds you of jesus<3!

purple hoser freed the israelites from slavery

by allwomenarequeen August 20, 2018

Poser Hoser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you POSER HOSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009

horseradish

A condiment. Popularized by Arby's

Who the hell doesnt know what horseradish means, and why are you looking it up here?

by bjdhs May 14, 2005

hoser

the word originates from the pre-zambonie days when the losing team had to hose down the ice after the game, thus meaning loser.

Can you believe what that hoser was saying?

by Reed Mo May 28, 2008