Yeshiva League Hockey is the floor hockey that has been played in majority of tri-state Jewish high schools for many years. This sport is played like ice hockey except on a wooden floor with a orange rubber ball rather then a puck. All the good players use an HM30 and warrior sticks. Many players use lacrosse type gloves made by the brand STX or WARRIOR. Many people spend too much money on this sport which they have no future in. Previously the championship winners varied but nowadays it’s mainly TABC and Frisch. These two teams are rigged and will keep winning forever. Many consider this sport to be for babies and not real hockey. Being cool in the Yeshiva League requires you to be on this team in your school.
“Yo did you hear how TABC won the Yeshiva League Hockey championship?”
“Yeshiva League Hockey isn’t a real sport”
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Many of the lyrics selected for wide distribution become a disguised permeation of aggressive ideological free market undertones. Abstracted, these messages are mediated through ground level criminals turned musicians along with the corporations who produce and distribute them.
While quarrels between black artists and their various music labels are dramatized and publicized, most celeibrated hip hop is ultimately funded and broadcast by 3 multinational conglomerates. The large majority of rap music is owned by the General Electric Company.
Corporate elites representing a tiny fraction of the population hold a monopoly on the means to produce and disseminate popular music. This is then coupled with their studio's ability to select recording artists. The claim that what is produced is based on what will sell takes the public into yet another realm of faith when these same elite interests control radio play.
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The vast majority of the hip hop product is anti human. A perfected, normalized and deeply invested racism of the highest degree. It is a physical manifestation of black on black abandon, disguised within and indeed entrapping the very nature of African American culture.
Drug rap is a lubricant of the drug trade. It's glamor is a prize awarded for self hatred. It isolates all peoples of the earth by selling and aggrandizing the separation of the sexes. Possibly worst of all, it abstracts concepts garnered from ghetto parlance (like pimping or ballin') and thoroughly injects them into the rest of the global (material) youth culture.
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