mechanic hand

Ramming your fingers into a girl's rectum, causing your fingers to look as if you are a mechanic.

I just got so much shit under my finger nails, I look like I have a mechanic hand.

by Thommy94 December 14, 2006

Mexican Hand Game

A game much like patty cake but with many more possibilities.

My girlfriend and I were out of ideas so we decided to play the Mexican Hand Game.

by dudeguy1349 May 13, 2011

mexican hand holding

Mexican Hand Holding is a sex act banned in every country on earth except Mexico. It involves each party bringing stale taco shells to the bedroom (the fresh ones crack too easily) and attempting to get as many of them inserted in the anal cavities of the other person at the same time while holding hands. From above, the shape of two people trying to 69 taco shells up each other's asses and hold hands looks like a sombrero.

Michelle - "Hey, I'm not up for anal, do you mind if we just do some Mexican Hand Holding instead?"

Alex - "I'll head down to the store and get some tacos"

by LighterBurn March 4, 2014

Mexican Hand Lotion

Where your partner bends over and takes a huge dump on your hands. If male, then your partner may also add semen to the mix.

I thought that "Mexican Hand Lotion" referred to some fancy brand of hand lotions from Mexico. However, I was proven otherwise when your mother gave me some last night.

by El Batman July 5, 2009

handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

by Sommersby May 13, 2017

Haitian handmedown

When a Haitian adult male has worn out his 13 year old wife so he passes it down to his 10 year old son.

Ironce said this ones pussy is calised and her roast beef is see through, here son your Haitian handmedown.

by Rolling a Mexican October 5, 2017

Handmeman

A handmeman is a person that works close by a handyman. However, apposed to actually doing any actual tasks, a handmeman simply hands things to the person working.

Dad: Hey son! Could you hand me that wrench?

Son: Sure thing, Dad! I love you!

Dad: Ha ha, you're the best handmeman a man could ask for.

by TheKenzel September 6, 2011