bouquet garni

It's the stools and fecal remains left in the bowl when someone forgets or chooses not to flush the toilet. It's even better when the stools stand up on end resembling a nice flower bouquet welcoming the next bathroom patron to have a seat.

John smirked at himself as he left his girlfriends house thinking about sweet rotten stank from the bouquet garni floating in her parents master bathroom.

by Go green don't flush! May 25, 2009

garn

"garn" north cumbrian term meaning "to go"

"orite marra, as GARN yam" - "hello mate, im on my way home"

by Dr MamBo June 4, 2004

Filthy Garnes

A Filthy Garnes is frowned upon my much of America (unless you live in a southern state). It is when one has sexual relations with his/her cousin.

Dude, I heard that Aaron pulled a Filthy Garnes at his family reunion last weekend. Gross right?

by Lucious March 25, 2005

Guana

Also used to refer to people, with the same connotation as other slang terms for vagina. Intended to insult the person's bravery or manhood. Still spelled with an enyeah.

"Did Tom go on the ride with the rest of them?"

"No, he was a total Guana."

by racingrickster May 4, 2006

Garnia

Garnia is the place you want to be all of the time with unlimited amounts of fun, booze and drugs. The place you should leave but, don't want to. It is an escape from life when life isn't enough!

I'm going to Garnia.

by peaches323 February 1, 2008

gcarney

verb- to gcarney:

1. To be logged of of a video chat due to bad connection
2. To get logged out of aim every five minutes due to bad connection
3. To have fuckin shitty internet all around

Dude, i said i loved you and you just left the video chat!

Sorry, my computer gcarneyed the shit out of me

by iamitotalg,jkimnotthatbigatool December 27, 2009

garnerism

To go on long rants about communism.

"my grandpa has used many garnerisms in his day."

by The romancer March 3, 2014