too much guac in the burrito

an awkward situation

Hey Sebastian, How was that party last night?
Ahh...dude, way too much guac in the burrito, cause Cindy was there.
Ooooh, that sucks.

by Wiggity-Wiggity April 11, 2007

holy guac

Almost as intense as holy guacamole but not quite. Like a “woah that’s pretty crazy” but not a “OMG THATS HELLA WACK” ya know? It can also be a short hand for holy guacamole

Brent: Hey man, did you how long the hw is?
Brock: Yeah bro holy guac Mrs. May really out here killin all these trees

by $wagalicious May 31, 2019

Pants Guac

When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up

I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.

by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022

Oh my guac

A phrase to express excitement, surprise or concern.

Oh my guac did you hear about what happened in June 18th?

by JimmyJohntheSoftballer May 2, 2019

panty guac

Panty guac(amole) is the greenish discharge commonly found in the absorbent portion of a girls panties and/or crotchal area.

also known as undie guac

I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend and do the wash - while picking up her dirty undies from the floor I got a handful of panty guac for my troubles!

by MrUnClean November 15, 2012

Twat-guac

Vaginal semen that's partially coagulated to become a gelatinous state and is referenced to the look and feel of guacamole.

"Girl, go wash that twat-guac, little nasty."

by Assuhbrah August 13, 2016

Crack guac

1) Guacamole so good, it's like crack

2) Adjective used to describe anything really good

1) Damn son, gimme that crack guac!

2) Arthur " Have you guys seen the new esky"
Cath "Nah man"
Arthur " Bro, it's crack guac"

by Energy Crew May 18, 2018