When you need dat guac so you give dat gay nigga head, sometimes Thanos joins too and used his chin for as a vibrator.
Person 1: Hey you got dat Guac?
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8
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Man1: Hey how'd your date go last night?
Man2: not so good... the night turned out pretty shitty.
Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
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Man1: Why didn't you score...
Man2: Yeah but she had the clap and when I pulled it out I got a dick full of cock guac.
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Guac slosh (n): The residue left behind from an act of guac-sloshing.
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Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): A whore.
Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
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Guac-sloshed (a): Feeling both immensely euphoric yet veritably dazed moments after guacing.
Examples:
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Guac-slosh (v): "Due to Jessica being in the marching band, I was taken aback when she guac-sloshed me."
Guac-slosh (n): "We had to change the mattress due to it being supersaturated with guac slosh."
Guac slosh (n): "I heard Ben got some wild guac slosh from Jessica too."
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Guac slosher (derogatory) (n): "Why would you hit that—she's a known guac slosher."
Guac-sloshed (a): "I quit my fentanyl addiction so that I could devote more time to being quac-sloshed."
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