Grankle

The definition of a great thing, grankly if you will. You can never feel grankly enough unless you consume an entire grankle.

“Oh boy, I consumed a third of a grankle today- it was nowhere near enough to make me feel grankly.”

by NotBeaver September 7, 2022

gnarky

Someone that is grumpy but in a funny way.

Flexy is very gnarky today.

by Bellalandia September 9, 2022

Grard

(Gr-aw-rd) (n.) one who protects the Rubix cube (v.) the act of protecting a Rubix cube

Johnny is a grard.

by PiratePickle September 25, 2023

The Gracko

A wild cereal-eating sugar-powered highly intelligent animal with an epic jawline that lives in forests and has a Gracko-Gun. It can swim and do quadratic equations.

Someone once told me The Gracko has an evil brother called Antonio that eats only granola.

by Wacky fella April 25, 2023

grarg

Bad, unpleasant, annoying. Also can be used in place of a swear word.

Grarg, that fuckin hurt. I can't go tonight grarg, this sucks.

by Veggie January 11, 2005

grank

A combination between spanking and grabbing a girl's butt.

I just granked that Helen girl real bad.
Helen: WHY DO YOU LIKE TO GRANK ME SO MUCH!?

by Jimshiz December 24, 2005

glark

To slowly grasp the meaning of a word or concept, based on the situation in which it is used.

An eventual understanding of the way things work, unlike zen, in which a sudden flash of insight occurs.

Glarking a concept is about halfway between being clueless, and grokking it.

Usually pertains to computer programming, formerly glork until coders realized (slowly) that glork meant something else.

"It took me a while to glark what the professor was talking about."

by NuclearConfusion July 5, 2006