pink grapefruit

Looks like a nice pink pussy and then you taste it and it's like you licked a battery.

I just ate a pink grapefruit and almost threw up- bitch!

by Nuts Magee April 3, 2011

rotten grapefruit

a preppy girl with a fake orange tan, who would be pink on the inside like a grapefruit but is all gross, hence the name "rotten"

dude, lindsay is such a grapefruit. her vagina is totally gross.

by doctor person September 8, 2005

banana-grapefruit

when hitchhiking, what one yells when they see a car approaching.

{sees car in distance)
"banana-grapefruit motherfucker!!"

by trad October 17, 2003

sexual grapefruit

A strong feeling or desire that is felt while under the effects of GHB, to become a piece of fruit in which a male can insert his penis.

Roxie has officially transformed into a sexual grapefruit after drinking that G..

by roxielovesick December 29, 2022

dig out the grapefruit

Lick a pink pussy

He likes to dig out the grapefruit of Audra.

by HuntedCave October 4, 2013

The Grapefruit

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.

Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.

by The stool July 27, 2021

peeling a grapefruit

The act of spreading a women's vaginal lips for oral pleasure.

Nick is so good at peeling a grapefruit that

women instantly tremble.

by cruzer567 January 13, 2014