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Grape: when someone reads your text messages or notes from over your shoulder. Or when someone ease drops in on your conversation they are graping
John: (txting)
Sally: (leans over shoulder)
John: jeez Sally stop being such a grape!
Grape by plesae April 11, 2010
a loud obnoxious fart. often makes spurting noises
'dude that chick just let out a huge grape!!!'
grape by nicollette*narcotic April 21, 2008
A person of little intelligence; perhaps their brain is the size of a "grape"; computer illiterate; one who spelling is very atrocious (example: payed instead of paid); usually a brunette girl.
"This girl is such a grape."

You will have a hard time talking to a grape. Its also very time consuming. Grapes are also easily identified.
grape by Mrs. Downsong January 20, 2011
(v.) - an act of revenge where by a grape is placed under the bare heel of somebody's foot when they stand on their toes, so that when their weight is transferred back to their heels, the grape is crushed. A sticky form of revenge which requires great patience, but reaps great vengeance.
I'm going to grape you for destroying my home planet, and then ye shall know my vengance!
Grape by Makkivelli November 16, 2011
A term used when somebody gains access to your Google+ account, usually without your knowledge and adds an often amusing/rumour spreading/thought provoking update to your status for the world to see.

Grape; Graping; Graped
Hey, did you see on Google+ the other day, Sam is a Ladies man. "Yeah i heard about that, He got Graped."

Dude, that was one hell of a Grape the other day.
Grape by sc393976 July 12, 2011
The flavor that gay people tend to like as opposed to other flavors.
Wow this guy is working that grape popsicle. Theres a pretty good chance he may be gay.
grape by braxx October 18, 2008