Grandmama

The overlord of all grandmas. She is more powerful than all the grandmas combined and controls them as her slaves. Her purpose in life is to make children under 10 years old happy with their life until they realize that grandma will die one day.

Edna (Grandma): Wow Janice, I saw your Facebook feed. Your grandchildren are getting quite plump. Did grandmama ask you to make all those cookies?

Janice (Also grandma): That's right! If you look at the walls, you can see all the scarves I've been asked to knit together for them.

by TimTheTurtle May 31, 2018

Frosty Grandma

The act of, pouring an ICEE down an old woman's snatch and proceeding to eat it until you get a brain-freeze.

I went to a retirement home and gave this woman a frosty grandma.

by SystemOffline January 11, 2011

grandmasexual

A person primarily sexually interested in grandmothers or senior citizens in general.

"You caught Nick Nolte in that retirement community? Doin' WHAT? Homeboy's a grandmasexual!"

by The Decider/Definer/Defiler March 24, 2010

Grandma Sweater

A sweater without a hood that contains kittens playing with yarn, teddy bears, bird in the meadow, or puppies. Usually worn by your grandma or older women 60 years of age and old.

It must have been senior citizens day at the grocery store earlier. There were more grandma sweaters per square foot than I’ve ever witnessed!

by JamJam24 October 8, 2010

GrandmaNug

A GrandmaNug is an embarrassingly small amount of marijuana put into a pipe or water pipe for smoking and is most commonly witnessed among the over-fifty crowd new to the legalized pot experience

You see the GrandmaNug that spinster put in my bong? It couldn't get a gnat high

by Apollo83 July 8, 2019

grandma booty

when a girl has a huge butt that looks like an old grannie's

man, is it me? or does alyssa have grandma booty?

by haha youll never figure it out June 14, 2010

grandma loot

To take shit from yo grandma's house.

Simple as that yo

"Yo bro , i just grandma looted these fine chocolate bars from my grandmas house!"

"shit dawg i have no $$, i'll need to grandma loot"

"i grandma looted this old ass expired orange juice from da frigge and shit boii it be bad shit"

by J-Light June 18, 2009