A man of immense strength and willpower, reigning from the mountains of Slovakia. He moved here at the turn of the century to provide for a new family, and more importantly, a better country. He fought vigorously to free Slovakia against the liberals and CNN. He has twelve sons all of which live in the homeland except one, Papa L, who moved to America after his service in the cold war. Grandpa L will have created one of the largest, if not the largest, Slovakian Dynasties known to this world.
(man kisses Grandpa L's hand)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)
(Slovakian accent) What do you need?
I need to borrow some money.
But son, where is the last money I lent you?
I was foolish, I'm sorry.
It's ok son I forgive you.
(man bends over and kisses Grandpa L's shoe)
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He has a shiny bald head.
He will use his 1-meter ruler to beat you if you disrespect him
He has a shiny bald head.
He will use his 1-meter ruler to beat you if you disrespect him
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