Fail Goose

A Fail Goose is someone who does something so massively lame that they have simply failed at life. They are in turn called a fail goose.

Also, the collective term for a group of people failing together is a flock of fail geese.

This term is becoming popular and is sometimes seen tagged through twitter as #failgoose.

Jean: You spelled together wrong, its spelt T-O-G-E-T-H-R
Bob: OMG, ur such a fail goose.

by djkizza September 19, 2009

Untitled Goose Game

A great game released in 2019 that all Switch owners should have.

I love Untitled Goose Game so much!

by Swirltales Alcreldegoss November 22, 2019

Geese goose

A much better way of saying a people person

Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose

by johnain'tmyname April 4, 2020

Toblical Goose potato

a magnificent religion. Toblical is are leader he is a legend. Goose is that rocket league AI with skills.

we love Tina
we love MVP++bayax

Bread+butter+pepper

we love Radnor fizz

Toblical goose potato is a great religion

by Dobly April 26, 2021

Goose and Gaggle

When a person is on their knees with their partner standing with his dick exposed. The receiver sucks the dick in a snapping motion and then the other shoves his dick down their throat and screams "Gaggle".

"Last night i goose and gaggled the shit out of that girl."
"Good on you tim, good on you"

by hunteraftw July 24, 2012

Grey Goose Wanker

A male generally early teens to mid twenties, who sports the TOWIE haircut and clothing attire, false/sunbed tan (Tan-tastic), who goes to a nightclub and sits in a booth with his other drones and orders a bottle of grey goose. When it arrives, they take to posing and taking countless pictures, of their supposed grandieur nightout and existance, due to their expensive taste in what actually is a very good vodka. They may actually get some pussy through this social extravaganza, however the slightly more socially and culturally aware among know this vodka is mass produced and is not as of a socially exclusive beverage that these GGWs portray.

Observer 1 : Look at him over there , sporting that haircut and attire"
(Looks at Observer 2, with slight disdain)
Observer 2: Grey Goose Wanker?
Observer 1: Yeah a think so.
Observer 2: Why can't they just sit down and drink without constantly taking photos with their phones?
Observer 1: It is one of lifes' great mysteries.
(Observer 2 looks over at the GGW Specimen)
Observer 2: Let's see if he orders one.

by shitlikeroses August 19, 2013

Sussy goosemongy

Alejandro Javier Guzman Ramos's favorite word

he's acting sus like sussy goosemongy

by sbadecahedron November 15, 2021