Gooner 

Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.

"Gooner"
When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"

Gooner by Niju2 May 12, 2024

Gooner 

One who loves crab Rangoon's.

Me and my friends are gooners and are all going to goon together tonight.

Gooner by CheezeWizz June 8, 2024

Gooner 

A person that has gotten to addicted to pornography that they choose to set up multiple Monitors, Laptops, Tvs, Just to view more They may also have Goonettes which is a female that assists in helping the gooner goon

Normal person:"Hey man what do you in your free time"

Gooner:"I goon!"

Gooner by erghuij June 29, 2024

Gooner 

A soul bereft of fair damsels and frequently participates in the sinful act of gooning

Person 1: "thou art a gooner?"
Person 2: "Aye, verily I am."
Person 1: "It is of no wonder that you are maidenless..."

Gooner by anonymous July 8, 2024

Gooner 

People who are stupid enough to support Arsenal fc

There are so many gooners in london

Gooner by IMawordmaker20 November 14, 2024

Gooner 

If you are an indian from the South whose first name is Blaze. Smelly indian, who goes on weather app when around the huzz and yaps when there is bruzz only. One who makes his voice louder when the huzz talk close to him.

Blaze is a gooner ong.

Gooner by person0927 December 3, 2024

Gooner 

An affectionate nickname for fans of Arsenal Football Club, one of England's most successful football teams. It originates from the club's primary nickname, "The Gunners," which reflects Arsenal's historical association with the military and artillery. Eventually evolving into "Gooner". That and they masturbate for hours on end. Hypnotizing themselves through prolonged edging until they are too gone from society. Odd bunch to sexualize a sport.

"Oi, bruv, you seen that lot down bad at the pubhub? Proper Gooner madness, bloody focused!"

Gooner by UniversalTruths December 20, 2024