GOONING

Is an adverb used to described a substandard performance while engaging in the sport of soccer.

That team is really playing terrible, they are "gooning" it.

by Dolomite85 September 13, 2015

Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

Gooching

Gooching is the acting of having sexual intercourse with someones sister out of spite , revenge or malice

"Did you hear Tony was gooching , Dave ! "

by PapiUzbleck January 25, 2020

Gooching

The act of putting illicit items (usually drugs) in your underwear and on your gooch in an effort to hide them. This is used because when pat down's are conducted the searcher is not allowed to frisk the genital area.

If you ever get caught smoking weed, gooching the weed will prevent them from finding it.

by whamola99 March 1, 2020

Gooching

The act of a man master-baiting and ejaculating into the woman’s mouth without any physical contact. Typically used by abstinent Christians.

“Dude I am so gooching her tonight.”

by Eedyas October 13, 2023

Gounching

A state of retardation caused by prolonged masturbation. Can progress into goontosis if not interrupted by another person using any reverse edge technique

Person 1: "Yo Shaun isn't at school today."
Person 2: "I'm worried man, I think he could be gounching."

by Hamgurburger March 18, 2024

Gooching

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'

"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"

by BigChad69 April 17, 2024