goomba shoe

The act of taking off one's shoe during sexual intercourse, pooping into the shoe, putting it back on, and stomping repeatedly onto your partner's (usually male) genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey Matt, did your girl give you the goomba shoe last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man it was crazy!"

by jroller420 October 27, 2022

Goomba Hopper

A person who jumps between dicks as if they were mario scoring extra points for chaining stomps together on goombas one after another.

That goomba hopper left me for somebody else. Already had a new dick lined up ready to go.

by Psylen April 26, 2022

Goomba Hop

To have sex, or otherwise get involved with one person in order to increase contact with someone that person knows, with the eventual goal of having sex with the second person.

Wow, I can't believe Jill goomba hopped Jack to get to Ricky.

by mostinterestingman December 7, 2012

Goomba nigger

a goomba nigger is when a black man is playing mario. the name goomba is from mario. the small little mushroom things

"black man playing mario"

person2 "o look a goomba nigger."

person3 "suck my goomba u black mario cunt"

by stimpdamper November 7, 2022

goomba diabeetus

when someone died and you don't know why, they died of goomba diabeetus

how did your nan die
goomba diabeetus
oh too bad man I'm sorry

by primester November 3, 2020

gay goomba

a gay ass goomba

i like gay goombas mama.
Son. I dont like you.
WHYYYY MAMAAAA.

by gay goomba April 30, 2023

goomba mode

debate mfs after they lose a round and when the judge is giving feedback they look like one of them goombas from mario bros

bro, that team USA kid went total goomba mode after that judge screw

by charmanderness April 1, 2023