goomba is the name of a short person/dwarf who is humorous but at the same time, frustrating. goomba is a very nice person when he wants to be but he can also be a massive thorn in your side. he goes by many alternative names. goomba's notorious sentence is 'did anyone clap any
bunda'. at the end of the day, goomba is an acquired taste but if you get along you
will be very good
friends, if you
don't, you're done for. a small side note, goomba shits everywhere after a cheeky za'. most likely to be seen talking about his crazy experience after smoking a large za'.