Evan Gonzal

evan gonzal is a very stupid idiot he is not very smart and is very short as well
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Greedy Gonzales

The act of jizzing in your pants while performing a dine-and-dash from a Mexican restaurant.
Our waitress at the taco stand was hot, but the food sucked, so I gave them a Greedy Gonzales.
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Bryan Gonzales

i miss bryan heโ€™s so cute
by Obamaohanna December 30, 2023
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Tony Gonzales

Tony Gonzales is an american representative and has served as the U.S. representative for Texas's 23rd congressional district in the United States House of Representatives since 2021. Tony Gonzales is a controversial figure, due to the fact that despite being the representation of Texas, he has went against the values of texans. He has voted for Gun Control and said that he would do it again, and then he split with the GOP again by voting to protect same-sex marriage. He has put up false adverts of his GOP challenger Brandon Herrera, taking things Brandon has said out of context. Tony has also been censured by the republican party.
"You know who Tony Gonzales is?"
"Yeah that guy is a slimy ass politician and pays people off to slander Brandon Herrera. Dude didn't even show up to his own winning party."
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Joshua Gonzales

A great man, truly the greatest of men, the best of being a man, one of the greatest wonders of the world, and dare I say the greatest of all men...

(this was written for anyone named Joshua Gonzales and not for a friend so it was for the world to share)
person 1- Joshua Gonzales is such a cool name!
person 2- yeah brah!
by pseudonym123jdawg June 24, 2023
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carlos gonzales

the only person in the world that i feel a special connection with is aware that i like him and im pretty sure hes disgusted by the fact that nobody else can compare to him in my eyes
"Carlos Gonzales will never be mine and I dont think I'll ever learn to accept the fact that him being the only person I truly love will lead me to die cold and alone without experiencing the warmth of his chest, the embracing light in his eyes, his trust, or anything else. He's the only person I view as perfect, and he'll never see that in me.
by Carlos Francisco Gonzalesz January 04, 2025
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Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales

A bald ape Human being a group of people Multiple bald apes like to call Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales. He's a very lovely, caring, and good person, but he doesn't have his own rights.
Mark Joseph Reapor Gonzales is a Frenzy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜ˆ
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