Gonk. Gonk. Gonk gonk. Gonk.
by Dork Maul August 21, 2019
Get the Gonkmug. One person in particular: pays women to have sex with him whilst his girlfriend is at home: also drinks alcohol daily and has a receding hairline
Mark is a gonk
by Ehoknows80 July 15, 2020
Get the Gonkmug. When your body ejects a massive fart abruptly through your fart hole such that it sounds like a car horn.
My buddy Tom woke up with a wicked hangover and before he could get to the bathroom to fart on the toilet water, he gonked so loud it broke a few windows and set off some car alarms. In fact, nobody could believe the size of that gonk. Years later GonkFest was conceived to celebrate big gonks. And friends gathered to gonk their tits off.
by hughiedoobie January 31, 2024
Get the Gonkmug. 
theirs are gonk leader
by ray gonk quall March 13, 2023
Get the gonkmug. An Ohioan Gonk Rizzlet that is has an insatiable Gyatt, along with a Zesty side of Mega Ziggy Beeber.
by When the ziggy December 10, 2023
Get the Ohio Gonk Gyatt Mega Ziggy Beeber Zesty Rizzletmug. Bruno Bundey
by jefhwiwhrhs37482819 November 12, 2022
Get the Gonkmug.