Get the Gollumemug. When you're enhancing something that would normally be considered to be a lost cause.
Backstory:
Luxury Gollum is normal Gollum but with a Gucci belt and a toupée. He found the Gucci belt after losing the ring and put it on out of sheer desperation. After finding it to add on to his looks he added the toupée and felt good about himself.
Unfortunately, now he wants the ring even more because he thinks it would enhance his looks further.
Backstory:
Luxury Gollum is normal Gollum but with a Gucci belt and a toupée. He found the Gucci belt after losing the ring and put it on out of sheer desperation. After finding it to add on to his looks he added the toupée and felt good about himself.
Unfortunately, now he wants the ring even more because he thinks it would enhance his looks further.
by ShrexOverThePhone March 11, 2025
Get the Luxury Gollummug. It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.
by Xodi January 28, 2017
Get the gollum like twatmug. Acording to legend the actor of Gollum needed this Juice to recouperate his voice to be able to continue voicing the character.
It's finely sliced Ginger brewed with boiling water. After letting it stew for a few minutes ad fresh lemon juice and honey.
Very good for a rough voice and soothing for a cold.
We just started calling it Gollum Juice.
It's finely sliced Ginger brewed with boiling water. After letting it stew for a few minutes ad fresh lemon juice and honey.
Very good for a rough voice and soothing for a cold.
We just started calling it Gollum Juice.
by jucyb March 22, 2022
Get the Gollum Juicemug. An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.
1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"
2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.
3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.
4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release
2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.
3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.
4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release
by JamesWhat? March 9, 2024
Get the Gollum releasemug.